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November 14, 2004

Wu Tang is for the children

R.I.P. O.D.B.

Ole' Dirty Bastard, or Big Baby Jesus, as you like to be called in later years.
Nevermore will we ride along in your limo as you collect food stamps.

"It's free money! Who doesn't want free money?"

The Grammy-winning thunder of Shawn Colvin will never again be stolen
and replaced with unintelligible shouting and looks of total confusion on live TV.

True, you almost lost your life in the 90's by wandering in front of exploding pyrotechnics while performing on MTV, but thankfully Pras and Mya were there to avert disaster. But Final Destination with Devon Sawa teaches us one undeniable truth, that the Grim Reaper can be stalled with chit-chat for only so long, and that your time would inevitably come.

So long, you old dirty bastard.
No one yet knows why or how you died.
But we'll miss you.
I mean, people will miss you. I just know it. Gold teeth and all.

"You and Mariah, went back like babies and pacifiers."
Yeah, yeah, I was down with it.

Posted by kati at November 14, 2004 11:15 PM