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March 31, 2003

She-Ra; Princess of Power

I tried to take on the forces of evil last week, but I got burned. Now all my credit cards are demagnetized, my X-ray vision is on the blink, and I bump into shit when I walk around. Truthfully, I was expecting the Ninja Turtles to back me up a little more on this one, but they pussed out at the last minute.

Just so everybody knows, these supervillains are still going strong after my miserable failure of last week. If anyone is thinking of giving it another shot, let me know and I can try and give you some pointers. Magneto has a ridiculously powerful right hook.

Meanwhile I'll just keep soaking my hand. And crying. And bumping into shit.

Ahhh, but I kid - I don't think that I often have negative feelings about people, or wish them ill. I just sometimes wish that I could put on a pair of brass knuckles and hit them in the face a couple of times. That's about all. That would probably give me about as much satisfaction as I could think to want. Ah well.

Do you ever get that itch in the back of your throat that only a gun barrel would scratch? No, me neither.

Posted by kati at March 31, 2003 09:44 AM


I like these new stylized reality blogs. keep it up. but don't kill anyone...

Posted by: didofoot at April 1, 2003 09:23 AM

yesterday at the protest in oakland, i saw several super heros, such as wonder woman (great legs!) and robin hood, marching along, led by cat woman with g.w. on her leash. meow! get him, girl!

Posted by: erica at April 6, 2003 04:41 PM