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May 26, 2004

Animal Me

Like a shaggy old dog who has lost his eyesight
I walk into walls and I trip in the night.
I groan and I growl and I sigh and I pout,
Impatient for someone to come let me out.


I arch my back up and I hiss like a cat,
Or something equally delightful as that.
I claw at the drapes or I claw people's feet,
I'm ready to claw anybody I meet.


Snorting smoke through my nose, I scrape hooves on the ground,
And I sharpen my horns on this rock that I found.
I roar with contempt and smash things with my head,
Trampling others and leaving them dead.


Posted by kati at May 26, 2004 10:38 AM


Wow. I think that's my new favorite poem ever.

Posted by: Kristina at May 26, 2004 04:04 PM

There will never be better! Not here nor there, never!

Posted by: Mike at June 2, 2004 02:05 AM