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June 06, 2003

Six Straight Hours of Sex on a See-Saw

Gulp, gulp ... only a moment of free time. Just wanted to post something to remind myself that I am not dead. yes, that's right. Alive and well as it turns out. Alive and well and typing.

Thanks to Michele for letting me talk her damn ear off at baseball. I was starved for intellectual conversation. Well, that's a lie really - I was starved for conversation, period.
Thanks to Dianna for spinning us round and round on that nauseating playground machine. It took quite a while for the world to come back into focus after about 8 straight minutes on that thing, and I was sufficiently queasy for a few hours afterward. It was fun.

Apologies to Erica, for shoveling her chips rudely into my mouth before I realized they were hers. I thought they were Michele's, and clearly had no problem being rude and eating *her* snacks.
Also, due apologies to the Irish lad I was supposed to take to BART. I lost you in the shuffle and can only assume that you were in the small crew of folks who followed Kristen like devoted little goslings to the parking lot and then, I assume, piled into her vehicle like clowns in a Volkswagen.

Ahhh, time's up. Adieu.

Posted by kati at June 6, 2003 05:21 PM


i liked the part of the evening when i told you they weren't my chips. you looked vaguely unsure whether or not you should spit out the half masticated ones in your mouth back into the bag for a second.

and dude, i could listen to you talk about eddie izzard for hours. and did. so i think that proves my point. especially while you're doing the biting your fingernails bit and the *sassy* jada pinkett dance. (giggle)

Posted by: michele at June 7, 2003 07:54 AM

kati, my chips are your chips. at least they are now, you chip-stealing hussy!

Posted by: erica at June 7, 2003 11:55 AM

I don't get it. When did the sex happen??? Before the baseball, or after the spinning? And with who!!! Details Kati, details!!!

Posted by: Teddy at June 7, 2003 12:18 PM

Hmmmm .... wouldn't you like to know.

I'm Jada Pinkett! I'm sassy! SASSY!! (does dance)

*not hussy, hussy.... though I did manage to get a mouthful of half-chewed chips back into the bag before you saw me Erica .... Muahahahahah!!*

Posted by: kati at June 7, 2003 04:31 PM

Ooooh, I can't get enough of this BBC miniseries! It's on channel four - the porniest of the English channels!

*bites nails furiously* Mmmmm, Eddie. Growl.

Posted by: nail biter at June 7, 2003 04:34 PM