Ride The White Pony

I used to know a red-headed fella who was famed for showing up to parties in dresses that he filled out better than I ever could. As he grew more popular, he tended to go to the Gap instead of his mother's closet when he needed an outfit for a party.

I don't think he ever acheived the acting fame of Eddie Lizzard, though I hear he's been fighting crime on the streets of San Diego these days (without the requisite tights, tho').

Ah ha! Finally we all know what makes Kati tick, a straight man in drag and heels! Kati, you could so rock those shoes better than Eddie... not to diss your man, but I'm sure your feet are much cuter than his and it's must be much easier to find high-heeled hooker boots in your size.

kati: the answer is, cake.

Well that's an easy one, isn't it?
Cake or Death?

"Ummm.... cake please."

Very well. Give him cake.

"Mmmmm, thanks. It's very nice."

You! You, cake or death?

"Cake for me too, I'm afraid."

Very well ... Give him cake, too. We're going to run out of cake at this rate. Thank you for flying Church of England - Cake or Death?

kati, i must confess i share your fascination with straight men in dresses. the first time i saw the liner notes of one particular outkast album, where one of the rappers is wearing a flattering green sundress, i thought i would die. and i mean that in the orgasmic sense.

she did too. it was absurd.

Tremendous talent. Best adult humor on the tube.

why, thank you, tim d. carson, i do fancy myself quite the witty blog commenter, but had never thought myself "tremendous" or "adult" before. thanks ever so much, but say, don't you mean computer, not tube?

Eddie,
Iam a white christain family man from wisconsin and you are the best thing I have seen in a very long time. You have very intellegent humor with cutting closures to conversations that only the ones who pay attention understand. You are welcome in my home anytime.
Thank you for being who you are.

D.paul
Rhm pedro enterprises