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July 04, 2004
Who's a cheeky monkey?
I'm turning into a monkey.
I can see it. There's no denying it now.
It's all really gotten quite out of hand.
Best I can tell, I'm some kind of orangutan.
My elbows bend weirdly now. My knees come up to my ears when I sit.
My knuckles are dragging on the ground. They look hairier, too.
So do my toes. My feet look like they've been stretched in a taffy puller.
I'm continually making kissy-noises with my lips or showing my teeth to no one.
Or chewing on my fingers.
Or raising my arms in the air and clapping.
I jump around with purpose. I hop off the furniture. I slap the ground.
I let out ear-piercing cries from the back of my throat.
I roll and sidestep over rough terrain.
I slap my back. Sometimes I run with my arms in the air, not clapping.
I make more funny noises with my mouth. I put my fingers in my nose.
I scratch my bottom in public.
I have a desire to play with my friends' hair.
I just ate this bug I found.
Well ... at least I know it's happening.
Posted by kati at July 4, 2004 03:34 AM
Comments
And don't forget that you're a dirty bum-looker!
Posted by: Simon at July 4, 2004 04:40 AM
you mean she's gay? ;-)
Posted by: Clint at July 5, 2004 07:40 AM
i watched you very carefully today to see if you would comb my cats' hair for lice and then eat them (the lice, not the cats). thankfully though, i think they don't have lice.
Posted by: michele at July 5, 2004 09:59 PM
Weird.
But you're still way cool Kati-V,
even though your feet sound pretty hobbity.
Uh...um, I mean Oooh oh oough ough ough ohe oh!
(Right? -with non clapping hands and stuff)
Posted by: Mike at July 6, 2004 05:48 PM
Welcome to the Monkey House, Kati V
Posted by: Kurt V at July 10, 2004 11:51 PM
You're not a monkey; you're lovely.
Posted by: Kristina at July 11, 2004 09:31 AM